They've Fortified Australia & Found the Key to Western Europe

As someone said, they've made plays out of dumber things. The text at the bottom if you can see it is what I imagine a fake poster about a musical based on a board game would say.

RISK: the musical would follow an epic campaign fought between friends. Interludes of Napoleonic battles would break up the players as they vied for power with coloured armies. Alliances, betrayals, and a cavalry charge. It would probably end with someone choking on dice.

Come on double 6s!


(There will be more of these)